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Updates:
1/22/10
WHAT. I DON'T. WHERE HAVE I BEEN. ASFJGITJNMDK *headsplosion*

;_; I am so, so, terribly sorry. Truly, truly. Life is... I don't have words. I DESPISE YOU, GEOMETRY. GO DIE. NOW. And, we all know I'm a procrastinator, so... yeahhh... Good news! I'm not grounded anymore~! And, I found new, awesome fandoms for me to mangle horribly write for.
Grim Tales [chronicles Billy, Mandy & Grim's lives after the show]
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac [Johnen Vaques's first project]
Invader Zim:Manifest Doom [more Zim. :DDD]



The Plot Bunnies:
When at Hogwarts...
Summary: Follow the rules.

Or you're screwed.

Inspired by 586 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts

~!~!~

Chamu's Keeper
[with vampiregirl]
Summary:When the prince of the Crescent Moon Kingdom buys his son a circus, life goes monkey-wild for the keeper of the saber-toothed star, Chamu.

Reader x Rock Lee
Based on the movie "Naruto: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom"

~!~!~

Jamless
Summary: In the shinigami realm, there is no jam. Lucky you, you can survive.

Unlucky B, he can't.

Reader x B
Sequel to "Misunderstood."



About Me:

Hello, dear reader. I'm Kitten. I'm rather lazy, but I'm trying to kick that. I am a nork--a nerd/dork cross-breed--and I'm also a procrastinator. Allow me to demonstrate, by procrastinating finishing this bio properly, and making lists instead.

Comix/Graphic Novel/Manga/Anime fave
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Grim Tales
Invader Zim: Manifest Doom
Hellsing
+Anima
D. Gray Man
FullMetal Alchemist

Books
Animal Farm
Huckleberry Finn
Anything by Diana Wynn Jones
Anything by Gregory Macguire
A Series of Unfortunate Events

Games
Mario stuff
Kingdom Hearts

TV Shows
NCIS
House
Hell's Kitchen
Invader Zim
Kappa Mikey
a load of 90's cartoons they took off the air. Cause they [whoever they are] suck.

Guys
Luigi
Zim
Gir
Alucard
Allen Walker
Yu Kanda
Edward Elric
Alfonse Elric

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke

Least compatible with: Badass Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

Let's Talk Turtle!

"Sorry. Daddy's perfectly healthy, but we want you to give him another kidney because it'd be cool if he had three."-Dr. Gregory House, House

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."-Groucho Marx

"I intend to live forever, or die trying."-Groucho Marx

"Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective."-P.J. O'Rourke

"I don't love you in spite of the fact that you won't shut up, I love you because of it!"-me



Rawr~!

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Mello
and
crazynekokitten
were married on
January 02, 2009
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Beyond Birthday
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March 03, 2009
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March 03, 2009
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Kitten Elsewhere:

PiratesBoard Fiction

Deviant Art

FanFic.net

Lunaescence



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